c/asklemmy · by tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1yThe Party is conducting house raids. You are an undesirable and have X days prep. Where do you hide? 119 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 50 pts · 1y
Good try, Nazi scum!
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 1y
Certainly not discussing it online.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y
I don't see how an emergency fold-out diaper changing table is going to dispel anyone
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
Well, suffice to say it dispels anyone in front of it as a fine pink mist.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
Sounds quite useful for getting rid of unwanted odors, maybe they should start fitting these in public restrooms
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Careful, the govt might copy the idea!
Claymore@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
I approve this message
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I hate parties. I’ll be in my room.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
Brilliant! By hiding in plain sight, they will search your piano and floorboards looking for you, only to never realise their mistake
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Maybe something like this https://youtu.be/S0wEfdhbHUk?6Jb1yncjSDiKDi1y
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
"Entschuldigung, ähm, Hören Sie, Können Sie mir helfen?"
The dubbing of this in a female german voice is just, fantastic.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I've been worrying about this transpiring since 01/20
I'm not sharing my plans online.
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 10 pts · 1y
Niagara Falls, the nicer side
RBWells@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Gotta keep moving, then. Need a good information network, they can't be everywhere at once, and there are more of us than them.
pointnull@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
What is 'the party' and why are they conducting house raids?
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
pointnull@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
what
vfreire85@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
mexico, and i'll keep an watchful eye over any icepicks that happen to be nearby.
Dragon@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
There is a reality show where retired law enforcement officers try to hunt you down and if you stay hidden for a month you win $250,000. Very informative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunted_(American_TV_series)
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Cleverly concealed at the front of a large crowd of my peers, with shields, guns, and a guillotine.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
Hi ICE!
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
I stick a maga sign in the yard and slap an ar-15 sticker on my jeep.
comfy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Under their beds.
admin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
In the white house being friends with the hosts.