Then housekeeping has to re-clean infinite rooms before everyone can resettle, which only works if you have infinite cleaners. Just walk down to the infinite + 1 room and no one has to move ;)
I once brought infinite* baggage to the infinite hotel. I was told to leave an infinite** amount of times, but I have an infinite** amount of time to wait in at the hotel lobby bar, drinking infinite** beers, until the infinite* taxi's arrive.
i’d ask them to label their rooms with ordinal numbers instead of cardinal numbers, and then i’d move into room ∞ + 1 (i.e., ω + 1). everybody else can stay where they are.
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Nougat@fedia.io · 42 pts · 1y
Ask all the guests in rooms >= 2 to move over one, then move into room 2.
There is always a vacancy.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 1y
Then housekeeping has to re-clean infinite rooms before everyone can resettle, which only works if you have infinite cleaners. Just walk down to the infinite + 1 room and no one has to move ;)
marcos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
You will eventually reach a room with a worse situation than that one, and then your entire edifice falls apart again.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
I once brought infinite* baggage to the infinite hotel. I was told to leave an infinite** amount of times, but I have an infinite** amount of time to wait in at the hotel lobby bar, drinking infinite** beers, until the infinite* taxi's arrive.
* = levels of infinity
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
In finite we trust.
Gloria@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Did you tip infinite?
jonc211@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
If they just have the guests stay in even numbered rooms, then they’ll always have an infinite number of rooms free.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 16 pts · 1y
Are they free if you can't put people in them?
Eheran@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Asking the real questions here.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
i’d ask them to label their rooms with ordinal numbers instead of cardinal numbers, and then i’d move into room ∞ + 1 (i.e., ω + 1). everybody else can stay where they are.
General_Effort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I wonder if the world would be any different if Hilbert had never lived.