A modern take of the full english. You've got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.
Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.
Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.
On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.
Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts... It's Mediterranean, at least that's what I tell my brother.
47 Comments
Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Don't u feel like a chef tho?
fossphi@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
This is some real gourmet shit
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y
A modern take of the full english. You've got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
My British coworker said something similar π€£
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
I'd eat it
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Me being a degenerate aside, this combo is actually pretty good.
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
I don't think I've seen that Doritos flavour in my area but if I ever get a chance I'll try some thing. You're a degen inspo OP <3
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's this one particular shop n save ive been going to. They also had Sriracha flavor, and Cheeseburger flavor.
SippyCup@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
Ok time to go home
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Thanks g
Vespair@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me
Jollyllama@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Gag reflex strongly kicking in
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.
Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.
On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Straight up cold beans
Wetstew@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hey OP, it's me, Wetstew. You doing alright?
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Hi Wetstew π It's been a Rollercoaster but I in spite of that its the best it's ever been in a long time. Thank you for asking π«Ά
Wetstew@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Hell yeah man, Persist.
Outlive your enemies.π
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Rate my
breakfastwarcrimeFtfy
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat βΊοΈ
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
that's gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
π£ shart
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
I'll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.
For breakfast I'm more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 3 pts · 1y
id eat it. I give it a B
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
ππ»
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
What about with rice?
BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Make sure you microwave the can first
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Sad, but understandable.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This is the least sad thing about me rn π
Por_que_pine@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts... It's Mediterranean, at least that's what I tell my brother.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
10/10 Lemmy certified, would eat it for an occasion where I can't poop for 3 days.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
10/10 have done this before
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I don't smoke but my naturally high food curiosity and low inhibitions make me pretty similar in that department to someone who does
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nutritious
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y
It's like Frito pie but with dessert beans and chips.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Had to search that one up... God bless America πΊπΈ
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Alright Rorschach...
anus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
America/10
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Millions of years of evolution to lead us here
Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
7.5/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This flavor came in pretty clutch, I haven't been a fan of their other experimental flavors.
funkajunk@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
11/10