Rate my breakfast

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47 Comments

Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don't u feel like a chef tho?

fossphi@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

This is some real gourmet shit

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A modern take of the full english. You've got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

My British coworker said something similar 🀣

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'd eat it

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Me being a degenerate aside, this combo is actually pretty good.

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't think I've seen that Doritos flavour in my area but if I ever get a chance I'll try some thing. You're a degen inspo OP <3

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It's this one particular shop n save ive been going to. They also had Sriracha flavor, and Cheeseburger flavor.

SippyCup@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Thanks g

Vespair@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me

Jollyllama@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Gag reflex strongly kicking in

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.

Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.

On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Straight up cold beans

Wetstew@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hey OP, it's me, Wetstew. You doing alright?

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hi Wetstew πŸ‘‹ It's been a Rollercoaster but I in spite of that its the best it's ever been in a long time. Thank you for asking 🫢

Wetstew@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Hell yeah man, Persist.
Outlive your enemies.πŸ‘

Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

No.

RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
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GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rate my breakfast warcrime

Ftfy

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat ☺️

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

that's gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

πŸ—£ shart

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

I'll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.

For breakfast I'm more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

id eat it. I give it a B

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

What about with rice?

BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Make sure you microwave the can first

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sad, but understandable.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This is the least sad thing about me rn 😭

Por_que_pine@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts... It's Mediterranean, at least that's what I tell my brother.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

10/10 Lemmy certified, would eat it for an occasion where I can't poop for 3 days.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

10/10 have done this before

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I don't smoke but my naturally high food curiosity and low inhibitions make me pretty similar in that department to someone who does

ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Nutritious

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's like Frito pie but with dessert beans and chips.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Had to search that one up... God bless America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Alright Rorschach...

anus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

America/10

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Millions of years of evolution to lead us here

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

7.5/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

This flavor came in pretty clutch, I haven't been a fan of their other experimental flavors.

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

11/10