c/lemmyshitpost · by spujb@lemmy.cafe · 1ywyd in this situation 191 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Answer, obviously
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
But this is a wi(t)ch though.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
Answer, obviously. It's not every day you get a call from a sandwich.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Pinklink@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Scamwich.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 1 pts · 1y
Sandswitch.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Then I get to eat the rich, which is almost as good.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 1y
rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
You did specify it was Musk and Trump.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Then I would be tricked and their deception has reached another low.
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Sorry I can't answer.. I'm already on a call.
Snapz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Tap green. Twice.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Hello? Yes, this is mouth.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Clearly a spam call, ignore
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Fuck... now I'm hungry.
webmaster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
accept
9point6@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
What monster red phones this
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich
ramble81@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?
swab148@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
I can just tell.
But I don't mean to rag on it if it looks good to you.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Answer with a funny voice, how about you?
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.