c/mtf · by florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1y

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only

Some choice quotes from the last time I saw a thread like this:

When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally ReverendPancakes
I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it. DepressivesBrot
Smaller hitboxes Fantasygoria
I drank tap water and soy milk.
life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened hdj103
Clearly because women have such an easier time in life DrHob0
According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don't think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn't see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormones👍 mist_wraith_
I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was too damn high froglipsmulligan
I couldn't get a goth gf so I became the goth gf A_Sneaky_Dickens
Better bouyancy when swimming Blah-Blah-Blah-2023
To bring down western civilization. MyynMyyn
Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers. Dakotaisapotato
So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when I’m relaxing and watching YouTube Somethingintheway245
I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes DaAwesomeNeko
Um, girls rule, boys drool, duh. MyconautAlien
I signed up for a trial gender & forgot to cancel. Better_Image_5859
There were too many dudes in my field (engineering) so I got auto-balanced. Cassie_Darkborn
So I'd be less embarrassed when choosing a female character in games. throwaway_eclipse1
A drag queen started reading a book out loud while I was in the same room. ATransFemalePerson
My eyelashes were too long to not corncrakey
To get cheaper auto insurance rates 👍 Various_Ad_4533
Because that shark plushie was just too damn cute not to buy 🏳️‍⚧️🦈 KingOfRedLlamas
I started programming and just accidentally became a girl. swiftsorceress
I used a bunch of drugs and wanted to move on to something harder. So I started taking estrogen. Kept chasing the high. Oops, now I have tits and an ass. FecalAlgebra
I wanted conservatives to have strong opinions on what I do with my body. ususetq
Because I sarcastically said "well I have the legs for it" every time the prospect of me wearing women's clothing came up in conversation in high school. I had to continue the bit. MC_White_Thunder
No one ever talked to me at the bar and I got tired of buying my own drinks.
Because I got infected with “The Gay(tm)” as I have no agency of my own SpicyNovaMaria
I accidentally checked the wrong box on the presurgical paperwork and woke up with boobs Wzd_JA
In case I have to kill the Witch-king of Angmar SmoothSoup

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ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 1y

I installed Arch

florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I saw an unfiltered dark web internet comic and it turned me gay.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

TIL Paxiti is an unfiltered dark web artist

Limonene@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I took one look at a trans woman, and I was immediately infected by the woke mind virus.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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0liviuhhhhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That was the plan in 2020. Unfortunately, the vaccine didn't work properly and instead of turning people trans it just turned them into magnets.

Oopsies

knightmare1147@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I almost forgot about this. No wonder I keep collecting spare change

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Its one of the most effective ways to prevent male pattern baldness.

SecondaryAnnetagonist@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Finnestride is a gateway drug, it was almost inevitable that I had to move on to something harder.

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y

Always heard it "crazy cat lady". By the time I heard "crazy cat gentleman", I was in too deep.

0liviuhhhhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y

It was too hard to get ahead as a straight white dude and I wanted some of that woke privilege

princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y

I found the cutest dog at the shelter, but the sign said "will bite men".

VivianRixia@piefed.social · 22 pts · 1y

A game asked me if I was a boy or girl, I chose girl and have since committed to the bit.

OldEggNewTricks@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y

I was bitten by a radioactive lesbian.
I kept fighting with my wife over the air conditioning.
To get better at karaoke.

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y

I work in a supermarket and the clothing department barely has any options for men, so I decided to transition to more effectively use my staff discount

Sombyr@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 1y

Like a true gamer, I only play on hard mode.

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y

Lost a bet.

Neps@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y

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zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Conservatives talking about trans people so much infected me with the trans

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This but unironically. Conservatives going insane over trans people is what made me decide to learn about trans people, and I learned a thing or two about myself in the process.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Yeah, that happened to me too. I look back on those egg days somewhat fondly, because I felt a magic from finally being able to imagine a happy future and who I could be.

inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well I'm already disabled and vegan so I figured this was the next logical stpe in making life complicated.

Sunshine@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Gasp but I thought going vegan is “impossible for folks with disabilities.”

The source of this claim is from an able-bodied person.

squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y

I never had a choice, I was forcefully transed by my leftist parents who made me wear my older sister's clothes when I was a child.

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y

As one of us is a poet we saw our lives as not tragic enough to write about anymore. So we transitioned.

ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I had to see If my highschool bullies were right. They were.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y

gender affirming bullies 💖

phr@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 1y

i missclicked when sims 4 asked for the pronouns of my self insert. so i had to go with it.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I just wasn't anxious enough already

phr@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y

wanted my parents to stop calling me and ask when i would visit them next time. but was too autistic to know how to tell them, that planning travels is hard work for my autistic ass.

Kitathalla@lemy.lol · 15 pts · 1y

I was told it was a quick weight-loss solution.

SecondaryAnnetagonist@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y

The lengths I go to avoid swimming in public pools are unprecedented.

silver_tribble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'm really a beta male that wants to be railed by a true alpha male, but the only way I can get that to happen is to have boobs and a vagina installed.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

have you tried apt install boobs vagina?

silver_tribble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I did. I got some message about unsupported architecture.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y

uuh have you tried qemu --arch female --os transfem --shell='apt install boobs vagina' --keepalive?

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

To spread the trans catgirl agenda of turning eveyone into cute catgirls who like being headpatted and given girlcuddles, thats why I put estrogen in the water supply >:3

hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ha, joke's on you! It made me a puppygirl, so take that! (I'd still like some headpats and girlcuddles plz)

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

There are enough headpats and girlcuddles for all cute good girls :3

catonwheels@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 1y

I got tired of my paranoia was about non existent threats, so I stepped it up to real threats.

2d4_bears@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

I’m no causal, so I decided to play life on hard mode.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 13 pts · 1y

I wanted to make minecraft mods

I would have stood out if i was cis

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y

~~Wanted to finally feel what it feels like to be desired.~~

~~oops, sorry, wrong answers only. Um, i meant, wanted to know what it feels like to get fetishized and railed.~~

ups, sorry, accidentally true again. Um, i meant, um, i like the pretty hair or sth.

TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Builtin airbags for my not infrequent traffic accidents

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Difficulty wasn’t set high enough.

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y

I had a Tab energy drink back in 2006 and I've been trapped ever since.

genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y

Lost a bet.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y

~~Joked about how if i ever get married, wedding attire would be mandatory drag, wanted to work on filling out a dress in advance.~~

Needed to grow breasts to fill out my dress for an office party

I wanted to learn Linux.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y

That list is god damn funny. Peak comedy.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y

I watched Bailey Jay's videos on 4chan as a child.
My dad didn't let me cross-dress as a child.
Too many women in my life growing up, every brother just wants to be a girl so he can fit in with his sisters, right?
For that sweet female privilege.
Because I'm "gay".

dipshit@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

I was never able to get a girlfriend, so I decided to become the girlfriend (I still really wish I had a girlfriend ☹️).

thaapaniemi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

egg_irl

HeckGazer@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y

I take my RP in games very seriously and was doing Recruitment Drive in OSRS

recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Covid Vaccine.

The timeline works, actually.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Someone mistook me as trans and asked "why can't you just be gay?", which was a great point, so I transitioned so I could be gay like they asked.

ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y