If this is you your priorities are all screwed up

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11 Comments

stardom8048@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

phone bad.

Posted from my iPhone.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

iPhone bad.

Posted from the other monopolistic entity in phone operating systems.

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Imma be honest, knife ain't helpin much in ere, may as well go out with fame

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Truth is, the man is doing the right move to save his life.

Crocodiles have very tough skin, I doubt he will manage to kill it with the knife before the crocodile chew him to dead.

However, the crocodile will likely spit him out as soon as he realizes it is biting into a large piece of shit.

MTK@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

uh i love 9gag. racism, sexism, complete and utter idiocy, also just overall terrible people. but there are some pretty funny memes every now and again.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

True, if you're still on 9gag, screw you

Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Gator resigned!!

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

wait is that 9gag

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 1y

Phone is better than knife If you can make the battery ignite.

Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Oh shut, thanks for the wake up call op.