It's gonna be an awful four years, but I genuinely think if he tries to stay in office past 2029, there will be violence. The media would have you believe that his supporters are more galvanized than ever, but here in three and a half years after every country other than Russia has cut all trade ties with us, conservatives are going to realize just how bad Republican politicians are.
Trump got elected because Biden failed to improve conditions for the vast majority of voters. The next Democrat will win because Trump is making shit so much worse.
Of course you'll interact with some extremely prideful Trump supporters who think a tanking stock market and exponentially more expensive eggs are good, but the vast majority of his supporters aren't out there with MAGA flags and hats and stuffed bears.
For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It's really dumb
I'm guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.
It's not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.
Listen, if you have to jump through hoops to stretch the meaning of a phrase, just to raise the idea that the phrase might not be completely asinine, it might be a better use of your time to just let it be. You shouldn't have to do mental gymnastics and word judo just to squeeze a non-obvious semi-literate meaning out of something the leader of the free world said. Don't do their work for them (unless you are being paid to do their work for them, of course... but get paid up front, because they aren't very good about honoring contracts).
I'm merely trying to explain what I interpret as their logic, not justify it or say that it's acceptable - it's not. You and I are in agreement here. The US has clowns leading the country. Absolute fucking clowns.
if you can do the linear algebra equations necessary to make all these nonsense statements have a glimmer of truth you should emigrate to the EU while you still can
Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."
The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.
Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like !politicalhumor@lemmy.world.
this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke!
next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry
This is a transcript of a meeting. Those are words that trump did say, but this screenshot is cropped deliberately to hide that fact.
This is one of the typical lies that trump is known to make in speeches. This isn't a whitehouse staff member publishing those words as a written statement the office stands behind.
Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.
i think the whole hermit kingdom we will kill you and your entire family, plus sentence you to forty years for forced labor is going to be a more impactful difference between north korea, and literally anywhere else in the world.
There are a couple fundamental differences between the US and North Korea - in NK, you can't travel without governmental approval and also you get shot if you try to leave.
In the US, you can walk to a different state if you so desire (or drive or fly, but those require gov't ID) and the only thing you need to have if you want to leave the country is paperwork that the other country accepts.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were more fundamental differences between the two countries, but those are two big ones that I thought of off the top of my head.
What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants
Trump has (so far) been deporting at a slower rate than Obama's or Biden s highest rate. He seems to be mostly making a big show to discourage border crossings. It's kinda working, but even regular travelers on tourist's visas are getting the 9th degree when entering the country. My daughter's UK boyfriend was grilled for 90 minutes with questions like, "Why don't you have more underwear packed?"
Equally funny whether you interpret it as a nagging motherly figure worried about this young man having enough clothes, someone who really wants this guy to stay longer, or someone who doesn't understand that laundry is a thing you can wash
Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.
Yes, no one has actually seen these numbers before.
EDIT: Trump continues to demonstrate that he either doesn’t understand how numbers work or refuses to accept what the numbers represent. How the fuck is there more than 100%? I’m going to comment on this based on the cropped quote, not having read anything else. You can’t have more than 100%. That would mean the crossings at the boarder completely stopped and in addition to that there are people who decided to give up their citizenship or residency status and leave the country. That just isn’t how numbers work.
Or he is just lying completely or refuses to know what is actually happening.
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pennomi@lemmy.world · 151 pts · 1y
rockerface@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
We could use some of these new numbers
Edit: There's more!
Greg@lemmy.ca · 94 pts · 1y
Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
It’s from one of Donald’s word vomit speeches
notabot@lemm.ee · 52 pts · 1y
Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y
Only because the meaning of "term" may change.
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 1y
"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
It's gonna be an awful four years, but I genuinely think if he tries to stay in office past 2029, there will be violence. The media would have you believe that his supporters are more galvanized than ever, but here in three and a half years after every country other than Russia has cut all trade ties with us, conservatives are going to realize just how bad Republican politicians are.
Trump got elected because Biden failed to improve conditions for the vast majority of voters. The next Democrat will win because Trump is making shit so much worse.
Of course you'll interact with some extremely prideful Trump supporters who think a tanking stock market and exponentially more expensive eggs are good, but the vast majority of his supporters aren't out there with MAGA flags and hats and stuffed bears.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 78 pts · 1y
So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?
rockerface@lemm.ee · 120 pts · 1y
People trying to get out of the country, I guess
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
I thought of this one but a deportation or just leaving aren't illegal crossings.... So it wouldn't work!
And trying to get out of the country crossing illegally is still an illegal crossing, so, it doesn't make sense
Goun@lemmy.ml · 57 pts · 1y
They're crossing on the opposite direction now
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
And bringing additional people with them!
Mothra@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn't explain the math
CompassRed@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It's really dumb
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Ohhhhhh omg now this makes sense. Thank you!
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Deportations
higgsboson@dubvee.org · 1 pts · 1y
Hint: math
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 57 pts · 1y
American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.
1984@lemmy.today · 52 pts · 1y
Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.
Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.
If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.
PanArab@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 1y
OP please post a link, I can't believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now "illegally" crossing out of the US
Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I'm guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.
It's not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.
gabereal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Listen, if you have to jump through hoops to stretch the meaning of a phrase, just to raise the idea that the phrase might not be completely asinine, it might be a better use of your time to just let it be. You shouldn't have to do mental gymnastics and word judo just to squeeze a non-obvious semi-literate meaning out of something the leader of the free world said. Don't do their work for them (unless you are being paid to do their work for them, of course... but get paid up front, because they aren't very good about honoring contracts).
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I'm merely trying to explain what I interpret as their logic, not justify it or say that it's acceptable - it's not. You and I are in agreement here. The US has clowns leading the country. Absolute fucking clowns.
match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
if you can do the linear algebra equations necessary to make all these nonsense statements have a glimmer of truth you should emigrate to the EU while you still can
Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
It's insane that he can just pull random numbers out of his ass and his supporters will keep taking them as fact.
USA has not contributed 3 times as much as EU in support of Ukraine. In fact it has contributed less.
towerful@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
10/10 edit
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
It’s Elon’s DOGE math.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
I guess they might say if you include the deportations it'd be over 100%
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Including "self deportations". It is mathematically possible. Unlikely. But possibly.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 1y
So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...
bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 1y
If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔
Lesrid@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.
towerful@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
AND we are actually sending our best!
Edit:
"we"/"our" from US perspective. I'm not from the US. Just felt like a lovely wordplay on the "they aren't sending their best"
saltynachos@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y
This can't be real, right
chetradley@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
It is, unfortunately, real. https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
heavydust@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?
drbluefall@toast.ooo · 10 pts · 1y
Yes. Because they are just that dumb.
Wilco@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Yes he is, and his supporters might actually believe. transgenic animals have been used in research for decades , and he is just finding out now?
Mirshe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
NOD's motto,
heavydust@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
A book that I haven't read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.
catchy_name@feddit.it · 5 pts · 1y
~~Looks like it isn’t real.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~
I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.
More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS
emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 1y
The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.
TGhost@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's the official government word for foreigners.
gon@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Thanks!
ooli2@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
it is : https://lemmy.ca/comment/14968616
https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like !politicalhumor@lemmy.world.
ooli2@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
this is most definitely political homie, this is literally referencing politics.
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
This is a transcript of a meeting. Those are words that trump did say, but this screenshot is cropped deliberately to hide that fact.
This is one of the typical lies that trump is known to make in speeches. This isn't a whitehouse staff member publishing those words as a written statement the office stands behind.
jeena@piefed.jeena.net · 15 pts · 1y
Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 1y
If this is real, then that's some North Korea shit right there.
samus12345@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
It's real, but it's quoting Trump.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
i think the whole hermit kingdom we will kill you and your entire family, plus sentence you to forty years for forced labor is going to be a more impactful difference between north korea, and literally anywhere else in the world.
gabereal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
There are a couple fundamental differences between the US and North Korea - in NK, you can't travel without governmental approval and also you get shot if you try to leave.
In the US, you can walk to a different state if you so desire (or drive or fly, but those require gov't ID) and the only thing you need to have if you want to leave the country is paperwork that the other country accepts.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were more fundamental differences between the two countries, but those are two big ones that I thought of off the top of my head.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
What in the actual fuck.
lipilee@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y
so now americans are crossing illegally to mexico, right? I can kinda believe it, too.
gon@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
What's the link? I'd like to check this page.Fake...WTF... Not fake...
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 18 pts · 1y
https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
It sounds like a crazy person because it's a Trump transcript.
gon@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Thank you!
ooli2@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
It wouldnt be funny as a fake
gon@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.
To each their own, of course.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Lowest numbers in a decade.
Which is not the flex they intend it to be.
teamevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y
Trump has (so far) been deporting at a slower rate than Obama's or Biden s highest rate. He seems to be mostly making a big show to discourage border crossings. It's kinda working, but even regular travelers on tourist's visas are getting the 9th degree when entering the country. My daughter's UK boyfriend was grilled for 90 minutes with questions like, "Why don't you have more underwear packed?"
ameancow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Equally funny whether you interpret it as a nagging motherly figure worried about this young man having enough clothes, someone who really wants this guy to stay longer, or someone who doesn't understand that laundry is a thing you can wash
dipcart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wetback
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
He means by 100%... or he's even more stupid than we ever imagined and we imagined him being pretty stupid
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Math are hard.
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
s.
letsgo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.
hopesdead@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
Yes, no one has actually seen these numbers before.
EDIT: Trump continues to demonstrate that he either doesn’t understand how numbers work or refuses to accept what the numbers represent. How the fuck is there more than 100%? I’m going to comment on this based on the cropped quote, not having read anything else. You can’t have more than 100%. That would mean the crossings at the boarder completely stopped and in addition to that there are people who decided to give up their citizenship or residency status and leave the country. That just isn’t how numbers work.
Or he is just lying completely or refuses to know what is actually happening.
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
angrystego@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I would have thought the number of illegal border crossing would go up - the direction hasn't been defined.
sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Hmmm, I bet it's 146%
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
The Greys. They leave but they mutate and reproduce first.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/dUG8O72P0FI?si=t6HBYPAgu-MvIpma
blk@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
wat
DTguess@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Lol