That'll be three strips please

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elephantium@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What about in Rom's voice, Brother?

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Union dues

Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I read it in the voice of the principal of Sunnydale High School.

negativenull@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

kevinsbacon@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

They’re the same person?

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

collects three strips of latinum from you

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Fee averted, I read it in this guy's voice.

Armin Shimerman

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Nice try.

collects three strips of latinum from you

teft@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Snyder and Quark have different voice anyways. Quark has teeth prosthetics which changes his voice from his natural one. It's subtle but it's there.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y

The one thing in common: he filmed that last episode of Buffy and DS9 on the same week.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y

Didn’t you get killed by a giant snake?

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Hah it was just worthless gold, the latinum is hidden somewhere else entirely.

thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Gaming the system Mr. Derek? That's detention.

singletona@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Internal thoughts cannot be monetized. The flipside of 'you cannot be sued for copyright infringement for having unoriginal thoughts.'

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rule of acquisition number 294: Everything can be monetized with the right attitude.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y

I would like to nominate you for the next Grand Nagus. You clearly have the lobes necessary.

teft@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What about the borg? Can they sue the collective if they have an original thought?

elephantium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hmm, the Borg are probably the Ferengi's worst nightmare. Being a hive mind, they don't have an economy...which means no profit!

sirblastalot@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 1y

They don't have what we would recognize as an economy, but they do have resources and are on rare occasions willing to trade them with outsiders. (See: Voyager) I can imagine some particularly risk-inclined ferengi trying to strike a deal. Gives me a "goodlife" from Saberhagen's Beserkers kind of vibe.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

I don't know the legal ramifications, but you'd think any thoughts arising from the collective would be public domain.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y

Internal thoughts cannot be monetized.

...yet.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I read this in Armin Shimmerman's voice; not Quark's.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Andrew Ryan: Would you kindly pay me three strips of latinum

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Andrew Ryan: Would you kindly pay me three strips of latinum

I forget that Quark was Andrew Ryan

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

collects three strips of latinum from you

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I read lots of headlines in Professor Farnsworth's voice - a highly satisfying habit I recommend cultivating.

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y

Good news everyone! I've decided to take your advice!

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (8 replies)

As someone who has never actually seen Star Trek and has only ever enjoyed the memes, looks like I get free internal vocalizations.

Also I have no idea what this guy sounds like. My immediate thought is Tony Shalhoub

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You should really try watching it sometime.

collects three strips of latinum from you

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm just afraid the mystique will be broken y'know? Like running into a flock of peacocks.

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

TNG and DS9 have their bad episodes, but they are incredibly good over all (Mostly in the early seasons)

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

I feel like you got the parentheses in the wrong spot in that sentence. Are you really suggesting the incredibly good episodes are mostly in the early seasons?

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Monk or Antonio Scarpacci

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

From MiB

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Goddamnit Jeebs!

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

THAT'S his name! I couldn't remember for the life of me

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Watching DS9 after seeing Pulp Fiction my friend said, "Ooooh! Check out the big brain on Quark!"

Psythik@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Jokes on you; I have no idea what his voice sounds like.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I’ve got two slips of latinum and a ride token for Galia’s Moon Resort. Will that do?

whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Probably a little difficult to talk at all with those nose and mouth prosthetics