Roll tide!

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fubarx@lemmy.world · 208 pts · 1y (7 replies)
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 34 pts · 1y

Phew.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 23 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

My mom had sex with your cousin!

Heyoooh

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y

Only if we're related.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.

Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 53 pts · 1y

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 1y
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missandry351@lemmings.world · 39 pts · 1y

The Alabama jokes write themselves

Maeve@kbin.earth · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)
NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 1y

What the fediverse

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

Makhno@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 1y

Are you lost?

abbotsbury@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Keep up the good fight

supercargo@r.nf · 12 pts · 1y

Roll tide!

g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts

GBO

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y (15 replies)

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what is went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 23 pts · 1y
  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

usually

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

I don't think I'm going to the right funerals...

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 13 pts · 1y

This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Is this sort of thing common in Europe?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

I also live in Europe and where I live it's not common

missandry351@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Have you not seen the past European royalty?

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

GOOD point.

Behold the master race:

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1y
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jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

It's fake. Curiosity satiated.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Gotta keep it in the family

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.

LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 1y

Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

Diplomjodler@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

Damn prudes never let people have fun!

LouNeko@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Baseball, huh?

Bonus@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 1y

Average Americans