Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)

Sorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.

Do better Mr second place.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 1y

Okay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.

The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶

itskindafake@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 1y

you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance

frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Hey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Please make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.

True love stories are so inspirational!

vaguerant@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.

bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social · 7 pts · 1y

Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user

Coldgoron@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?

AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.

Coldgoron@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

The mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.

Coldgoron@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

This identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.