c/funny · by ooli2@lemm.ee · 1y

hard choice

339 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world

39 Comments

billwashere@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I’d prefer either of these than getting stung by Sting.

whaleross@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What about getting policed by The Police?

Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Or getting kinky with The Kinks?

Waffle@infosec.pub · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

M&M's, next question.

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y

I don’t even think I could hold a 30 second conversation with Eminem. I like his music but I feel we’d be like 2 aliens meeting each other. What I do know is that we’d both enjoy the hell out of those M&M’s! Hands down, better choice.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'd take the 50 cents as long as I don't end up with 5 cents. I don't want a Nickelback.

Psythik@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Joking aside, we don't actually still hate Nickelback, right?

Not gonna lie; I jumped on the bandwagon too, but I don't believe that they actually deserve the hate.

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

If I remember correctly it largely started because of some joking comment by some famous person decades ago. And because of early internet it was a early form of meme. It was something you repeated, it was the cool funny thing to say. And then I think people started to forget that they weren't to take it seriously. So they start saying they hated a band and had absolutely no idea why other than 'that's just what you say'

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I don't think we ever actually hated Nickelback. Jury is out on 3 Doors Down, though.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

It’s weird, I hated them the very first time I saw their first video in MTV (just as mtv was about to finish killing off the music in their channel).

I think it was the combination of complete gener-rock, d-bag lead singer, and stupidly over dramatic nothing lyrics. All I know is it was instant that I know I didn’t like them.

Has a similar response to Bush (the soap ballad band) in the 90s.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I'm fine with Nickelback, but their six or seven nearly identical sounding songs got old and I stopped wanting to listen to them. Never really dove into the "we officially hate Nickelback the same way we officially hate New Jersey" kind of thing.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Not that hard. I don't think You can buy anything for 50c but I do like M&Ms.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Would you rather doom scroll with MF Doom, or get some tuna with Chali2na?

taladar@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Would you rather doom scroll on a device that can't even run Doom or doom scroll wearing Doctor Doom's mask?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Would you rather play Mario with Mario Lopez, or play Sonic with Sonic Youth?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Would you rather do archery with Archenemy, or masturbate with Mastodon?

toxiczombie@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Spend 50 cents with 50 cent to buy $1 worth of M&Ms to then eat with Eminem