British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/british-airways-pilot-back-in-the-skies-after-snorting-drugs-off-womans-breasts/
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IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
At the very least, you know your pilot is awake and has something to live for.
SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 27 pts · 1y
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Which one isn't typical, getting to fly again, or snorting coke off tits before flying?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
Like a wave, in the ocean ?
SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Oh yeah. At sea? Chance in a million!
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y
Thank you, senator. Would you like me to call you a taxi ?
SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
It’s a great pleasure. Thank you.
lokiprime@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
That's reassuring.
SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 1y
Well there are a lot of these drugs going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that drugs aren’t safe.
casmael@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Well what about these drugs, weren’t they safe senator?
SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Not as a wannabe pilot...
SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
lokiprime@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y
Honestly I'm just jealous.
Zron@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
I’m just surprised he got in trouble.
I thought this was why people became pilots.
Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
God forbid a guy do anything
InvertedParallax@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Cancel culture run amok!
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1y
If you don't want to know how the sausage is made...
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
Damn. That dude was high off a single line of coke for 2 years?!
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Isn't some of the cocaine going to stick to her boob? Seems inefficient.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I should become a pilot
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
From the title it seems to be a mandatory requirement in order to fly again. Would a flat surface be enough? or must it be those BA specific requirements?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He’s not flying for BA. The headline is a bit misleading IMO.
TassieTosser@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Did he get sacked because of the drugs or the tits?
skhayfa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Weird, I wouldn't think that cocaine was the drug of choice to stay stuck sitting in a closet size pilot cabin doing nothing but checking on the auto-pilot.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Fucking rights bud