News

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Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 1y (3 replies)

And "No" stands for "Nicely Observed".

Klear@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

NO!

sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

Thanks!

mx_smith@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I always thought it stood for Negative Objections

Kraiden@kbin.earth · 94 pts · 1y (6 replies)
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carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 73 pts · 1y (4 replies)

yah that’s pretty much it, it comes from middle english newys which means "new things"

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

i'm now starting a movement to say "newies" instead of "news"

Amir@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Newies sounds so much more fun, why did we change it to news :(

jaaake@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Australia didn’t yet exist

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

that feels like a slur for some reason

allisonmaybe@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

No that can't be it

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 41 pts · 1y (5 replies)

News is also a verb.

  • "I newsed Sandy about the factory."
  • "I was newsing it up with Henry."

You wish I was joking.

slampisko@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My favorite part is when the news yell "It's newsing time!" and news all over the place

spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

I can't believe that the news stole morbius' tag line

SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"I was newsing it up with Henry" sounds like an innuendo.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

if it wasn't before it is now

Gladaed@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Every word can be versed is a core tenet of the english language. Just like Germans use more compound words and noun a lot of words.

DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Never Eat Wedded Shreat

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

I can eat the unmarried ones though, right?

Klear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Wedded, you say?

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y (4 replies)

North. East. West. South. !

Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's what I learnt the origin of the word was.

lonesomeCat@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My English teacher was dead serious when she told me that too

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y

The odd and doubtful construction probably accounts for the absurd folk-etymology (attested by 1640 but originally, and in 18c. usually, in jest-books) that claims it to be an abbreviation of north east south west, as though "information from all quarters of the compass."

To be fair to her, its an old myth

https://www.etymonline.com/word/news

EchoCranium@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

That's what I figured it was when I was a kid. Same letters as the compass rose, information from around the world.

Pulptastic@midwest.social · 20 pts · 1y

Backronym

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not Enough Wild Shit

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

Lately I got my fill of wild shit, is there a way to change that?

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y

Now 'Ere's What's Shit

Now Ending: William Shatner

bob_lemon@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y

Nobody Enjoys Wet Socks

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y

Negative Ecology Weakens Sumerians

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Never Eat Watermelons Soggy

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

i've been doing it wrong my entire life‽

TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
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fox2263@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

SovCits furiously writing that down

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Newt Enjoying Wet Salamanders

Alfenstein@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

No Elefant Were Safe 😲

shutz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Can we get Huey Lewis's take on this?

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Well it should!

FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why would you trust the Merriam Webster Brand account? Have you seen brand Twitter lately? Don't trust the people behind these accounts, they're only doing it for clicks.

piccolo@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

The screenshot is from 2017 back before it wasnt a complete cesspool.