Heroic dog

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20 Comments

billwashere@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’m so confused. The dog is heroic just be being able to not eat the ham on his face.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 1y

Honestly? If you put ham on my face, I'd probably eat it before you told me I could.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y

You've heard of putting a steak on a black eye, haven't you?

Yeah, that's what they tried first for his gruesome injury.

He ate the steak.

The ham will remain until he's hungry again.

Please donate to help cover the cost of his continuing medical care.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Ham dog! We fucking love ham dog in our family.

skvlp@lemm.ee · -28 pts · 1y (15 replies)

Yeah, no, that’s a slice of ham that his owner has put on his face.

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 76 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Do you have proof?

squishy@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Source?

dditty@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 1y

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1y

sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 1y

I happen to be a ham expert and this is unlike any ham I've encountered. Verdict: hero dog.

HatchetHaro@pawb.social · 28 pts · 1y

that's so insensitive towards the heroic dog who was just trying to save his family :(

voxthefox@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's the joke.

skvlp@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

No way… :shockedpikachu:

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's just what they had on hand for the skin grafts he needed.

skvlp@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

A ham fisted surgery

queermunist@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y

Impossible. A dog would immediately eat the ham. QED

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

Big if true

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I’m calling bullshit! This is a wild claim to just make on the internet

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Fuckin' WHOOSH

some_dude@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah no, that's a good boy