I found this book in a little burned shack in the woods. should I read it?

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25 Comments

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Klaathu!

Verata!

Ni.... Nickel, Necktie...

It was definitely an N-word.. (no not that one)

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y

N'wah!

oh fuck this isn't the necronomicon, it's the oghma infinium

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

We are the knights who say Ni!

Baggie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Nicta?

rozcakj@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Out loud please - looks around - can't be any worse than what's already going on...

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Actually please read it louder than all the bullshit being said daily in the media

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Judging by what's going on in the world these days, I wouldn't mind opening a portal to hell or allowing an all powerful mystical malevolent force into our realm.

jasoman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I would read it twice just in case once was not enough.

DarkShaggy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I said your words!!!!

PenguinMage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Well... mostly.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y

As long as you've seen the OG The Day the Earth Stood Still and remember the phrase to tell Gort it should be fine.

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Do you know Sumerian? Aw, hell. Just say the words.

arotrios@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Take a look

It's in a book...

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Klaati barada ncoughto

orbitz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

That's basically right...

Fiction@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Hell, give it a spin but get your boom stick ready

nesc@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 1y

Looks cool, might be interesting or at least can be sold!

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Trump and his lackey Sonderling just took over and shut down The Institute of Museum and Library Services. So that book belongs to them now. Send it to them.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Depends, have you got a boomstick handy?

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

As long as you don't read aloud.

MrFunkEdude@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

Book? I thought it was a demonic brownie! Looks kinda yummy!

Maeve@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 1y

Of course!

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

If it starts with "Omni padre domino nabisco shredded wheat" then run!

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

It's just a book.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I'm surprised it hasn't bitten you yet. Or has it?