Natural bidet

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35 Comments

shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 60 pts · 1y (5 replies)

If you time it right enough it'll put the turd right back where it came from

dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

Enzy@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y

Bom, bom, bom, bom...

match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y

so help me!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Sometimes you take a shit and other times you leave one.

lime@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 1y

poop is a palindrome

Thorry84@feddit.nl · 45 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You haven't truly shit until you've had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 38 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Poseidon's kiss fist

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Good old ocean spray

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reminds me of the time I dumped cranberry juice on my asshole.

sockman@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

We've all been there.

skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
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sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y

That sounds... BRISK.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Also at the AMC huts up in the Presidential range of New Hampshire. If you stay overnight in winter, there is no lingering on the pot.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait that's not what a bidet is for?

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I won't tell you how to live your life.

vatlark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

!lemmySilver

nieceandtows@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

More like natural enema

imnotafish@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
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LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

In Seattle in the late 1800s this kind of thing literally happened sometimes when the tide came in. They called it a "sewer geyser".

vatlark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

!lemmySilver

kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

More bacteria for your gut biome!

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Natural colonic more like

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

And one confused fish

spinne@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Poseidon's rimjob

Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y

These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y

Helps reduce testicle size.

LaoisheFu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is this Ireland?

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Montenegro, I think.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

bracing

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

The sea was angry that day my friends

InfiniteHench@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Organic bidets are the only way to travel

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If they empty straight into the sea then why even build the outhouse? They could just have people go on the rocks

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

I’d certainly appreciate even minimal protection from the elements while I’m pinching one off.

vatlark@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

!lemmySilver