Eggs are too valuable

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25 Comments

Telorand@reddthat.com · 32 pts · 1y

Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Feces are free and widely available

oxysis@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Pig blood sends a better message though

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not as easy to find tho ... feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative and discrete enough

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn't have genetic material that can be tied back to me

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

If you are worried about genetic material .... animals feces are a good option .. if you don't have a dog or cat, I'm sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material

D_C@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

"can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative" oh yeah, I'm in!
"and discrete enough" I'm out!!

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

And so, boodletting pigs became a niche market in the neoliberal capitalistic hellhole as a means to fight fascism. 😫

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they tell you

shalafi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

12 gauge, 00-buck is less than $.25 per if you catch a sale.

madcaesar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What about a phase plasma rife in the 40 WATT range?

Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I was about to look up what E66 is

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

66% ethanol, 34% unleaded gasoline

madcaesar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

100% reason to remember the name!

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

Adjudicated rapist, inmate #P01135809, formerly known as the former presidential placeholder but is now currently known as the current presidential placeholder says: "Shut up about egg prices."

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.

The_Caretaker@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
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bonkers@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Take a shit on the roof instead

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Preprocess the egg

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks

This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter

VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Spelled "$100K plastic truck" wrong.

rbos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Based on a recent experience, dried flaxseeds are like concrete.

LavaPlanet@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren't they.

samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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