Damn child-proof locks

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38 Comments

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 132 pts · 1y (5 replies)

expatriado@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He probably doesn't like to listen to any music, but my guess is his handlers chose Richard Wagner.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Barely drinks water either is imagine. Body by Diet Coke.

Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

He probably listens to his horrible speeches on a loop.

IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Yoink

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Please don't tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Some high-res versions if anyone is interested

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Lawdoggo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Sleepy Don

tikifire@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He's so OLD

zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

This is the best hope for America that he passes away before the term ends and he goes into craziness to stay in power.

radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com · 36 pts · 1y

So many federal employees losing their jobs and this guy is wasting millions of dollars to go play golf and funnel public money into his hotel.

SolidShake@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (2 replies)

god damn why does he look like a fuckin corpse with clown paint on

tikifire@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Because hes almost dead.

SolidShake@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Almost isn't soon enough.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y

Bearded dragons are way too cool to be compared to him.

Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

Insulting to all the beautiful bearded dragons out there!

zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

so you subscribe to the lizard people conspiracy, eh?

socsa@piefed.social · 21 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Window licker

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Substance_P@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Alert! Window licker in the White House.

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Do windows taste as good as boots?

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Shnoz berries taste like shnoz berries?

Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

Dumbest motherfucker of all time.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reminder to roll down your windows when pets are in the car

SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Normally I'd agree with you, and I never thought I'd have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are...

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This, by the way, is why I hate AI. My first thought was "fucking AI post". I hate that I can't trust the things I see.

whaleiam@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Same I also hate the dorks that Ai panacea everything.

Substance_P@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y

Now someone just needs to reroute the gas exhaust slightly.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"No, no one is coming. I TOLD you never to leave the doors locked"

Sprawl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

“Where is the handle? It’s all computer!!”

kautau@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

He's just trying to scare away potential predators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFEjTAl2-g

LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Prolly orgasming during phone sex with daddy vladdy

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

"THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICC"

pzzzt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I'm so unhappy with everything his mouth does, but this is pretty high on the list.

Tungsten5@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Id love to take the beast out for a ride and see what she can do

klu9@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

It's totally objectifying to talk about Marjorie Taylor Greene like that.