Oh Yeaahhhh!

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 53 pts · 1y (9 replies)

He also wouldn't kill himself.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

One thing you can always bet on with fascists, is that they will always take the easy way out. I see him killing himself before getting prison time

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Trump would try to kill himself by injecting himself with the most toxic chemicals ever conceived, the covid vaccine.

takeda@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Actually he secretly vaccinated himself. He tried to convince his fans to do it during one rally and after he got boos he never did it again.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Trump would try to kill himself and somehow against all reason fuck it up.

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I honestly believe he might under the right circumstances.

VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Do those circumstances involve a bunker?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't think Melania will be down with that.

curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y

She'd just tell him to go first.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Stifle yourself Melania.

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (4 replies)

At least Jim Jones was heavily involved in charity work before the whole, uh... cult-of-personality murder-suicide stuff. Trump's never done a charitable thing in his life.

ReiRose@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Unless it benefited him. I bet there's some sort of donations-to-family-charity stuff that happened

Ledericas@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

he would be the cult leader to poison the rest of his cult members and bounce with all thier money.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Au contraire! He stole donated money from his children’s cancer charity.

Oh. No, wait you're right.

takeda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

He would, but his charity was shut down. /s

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Please let all the MAGATS drink poison kool aid 🙏🏼. The IQ of the country would skyrocket. That would truly make America great again.

mearce@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I think the average IQ would remain at 100

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Because...? You just need to hate Americans?

Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The joke was that's how the IQ works. It's a relative measurement, not an absolute. So the average IQ per definition should always be 100, but it also needs constant adjustment.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I see, I didn't know that is how it works

WrenFeathers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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ReiRose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

😆😆😆

Ledericas@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

they already do , bleach, essential oils and hydroxyflourquinone.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah, but it's too slow. It's on par with suicide by smoking.

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Flavor Aid, not Kool Aid.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

Trump would charge Kool Aid prices for Flavor Aid

warbond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It sucks that koolaid gets roped in like that, but even more horrible are the recordings of what drinking poison sounds like. I try not to invoke the event through that phrase, either way.

Ledericas@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

koolaid was always an expression for "getting drunk from the propaganda"

warbond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Apparently the phrase first showed up in 1968, but "drinking the koolaid" is more strongly associated with the Jonestown mass suicide in 1978, wherein 900 cult members all drank cyanide-laced Flavoraid, including young children, and the audio recordings of that event are haunting.

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

And maga would buy it.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Jim Jones at least claimed to care about people

wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Trump wouldn’t have to charge a penny, his followers would happily guzzle down the Kool-Aid.

ERROR_100_000_100@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y
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