When will I get the permission?

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lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 67 pts · 1y (4 replies)

$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~

emax_gomax@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 1y

This guy gets it!

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y

now that is funny

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

$ cat girl

😄

drkt_@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 1y (9 replies)

alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 59 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This incident will be REPORTED!

amon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

https://xkcd.com/838/

toynbee@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.

Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

It's just fuck.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

alias fucking=sudo is what I was referring to in this case.

drkt_@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P

toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ah, fair enough, I had missed the !! - thanks for drawing my attention to it!

drspod@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

It's pronounced "STOP RESISTING BANG BANG"

azha@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Lol

Badabinski@kbin.earth · 45 pts · 1y (7 replies)

God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.

stembolts@programming.dev · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You're right, we should ask for consent.

sudo chmod -R 777 /

May god have mercy on your kernel.

(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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amon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

fr fr

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Excellent

azha@lemm.ee · -11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Relax its just a meme

2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y

Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 1y (3 replies)

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 1y

more;yes;umount;sleep

That explains the picture in the post

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

spicy ao3 tags

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That would probably not make it past the yes without intervention.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (9 replies)

I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".

VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.

lime@feddit.nu · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.

i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.

VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y

Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can't beat 'em...), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different "personalities", and those who don't can just have the machinelike codes.

amon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer

WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!

SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

L'administrateur, c'est moi!

mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

That's because 'users' in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn't care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs

azha@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Couldn't agree more

ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal

VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I prefer to man touch 🏳️‍🌈

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

From man touch:
"Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

communism@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

yhea, however

sudo touch woman

entwine413@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Fapolicy would like a word.

azha@lemm.ee · -13 pts · 1y

Your username says it all

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y

based linux waiting for consent

quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory

its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman

x00z@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Grass inside your home?

Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?

monogram@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y

i study computer science

how would an empty file named woman be homework

mrvictory1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I also touch grass if I need to check if filesystem is read-write

TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman

quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 1y

become woman && touch $(whoami)

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

~~bespoke: and then touch yourself~~

LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y

I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.

notabot@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You'll have permission if you go $HOME.

I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.

azha@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

One day ima have it one day

TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (8 replies)

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abbadon420@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

To be fair, you do sound like an idiot

TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you've got a wife, you already won the fight :)

But only if she freely consents, of course

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I'm sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife's side. I learned that the hard way.

azha@lemm.ee · -9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fake, Linux users don't have any chance with women

TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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azha@lemm.ee · -6 pts · 1y

Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.

azha@lemm.ee · -11 pts · 1y

You're 43 I mean you should have one

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Real incel vibes here, OP

azha@lemm.ee · -7 pts · 1y

Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you're this serious

DannyMac@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

sudo !!

rtxn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?

funbreaker@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When she and you are truly ready, OP.

azha@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 1y

Too late she got married to another dude

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hmmm... Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

I'm thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.

>eat pussy

I can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!

>fuck yourself

I can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!

hansolo@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

You're

Is...is that how I get permission?

power@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

s u d o