c/lemmybewholesome · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yMom, dad, stoppp!! 183 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
What is this, a candle on the stove?
somewhiteguy@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
They put the milk in before the tea, so the pot lit itself on fire.
r0ertel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I laughed way too hard at this.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y
no idea what the hell this is about.. is this supposed to be obvious?
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
OP wants to have a kitchen like this and a loving family. Real brain crushing stuff here 🤯
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
"[I want] this and the kids saying eww every time we kiss "
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ah. That was the missing piece. Fuckin modern English
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Right, ok. It just looks like a room that a stable couple or family would have. Thanks
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah, but not everyone is so lucky.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y
Oh right, not every living person has a room like this in their stable accommodation, thank you, I wouldn't have known that if it weren't for you telling me
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Was this originally a video and this is just a cropped screenshot?
This makes no sense otherwise.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
It's a play on an existing meme format:
Hoimo@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
That second picture is peak "men only want one thing and it's disgusting"
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
The...oven? The oven doesn't like them kissing? I don't get it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
[They want an oven/kitchen like] this, and they want their kids to say "ewww" when they kiss.
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Oh that painting is a greasy fire hazard.
Psythik@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Also carpet in the kitchen!? Unless you shampoo it every day, it's just going to be perpetually stained.
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
That oven is absurdly large for a small kitchenette.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
And the position of that literal oil (and fat) painting.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
I don’t think it’s the kissing per se, the womp womp womp vibe from the kitchen table may be just that bit more adding to the ewwwww perception.
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
ITT: a bunch of fire marshalls, or so it seems
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y
Is this just a shitty bot posting nonsense for engagement testing? 🤮
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
No, just sharing stuff that I like.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Well, then carry on, fellow human. 🙇🏽♂️🖖🏼