It's really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.
Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.
This feels like a poor response to the "would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear" social profiler. "Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!"
18 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 1y
When did those two words start meaning different things?
200ok@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Ironically, chonky is this generation's cutesy-husky
muhyb@programming.dev · 28 pts · 1y
FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.
boblin@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Laser iellones!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
norultiopt deas bear boy
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 1y
Oh no the laser is too powerful! You shot straight through!
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 20 pts · 1y
Chonky and fat are the same thing. Did they mean floofy?
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Ugh, don't bring that up again.
It's really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.
Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Great tangent, well done team!
dumbass@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y
Wicked, now we can fat shame bears instead of each other.
tja@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Why not both?
dditty@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/02/tech/fat-bear-week-lidar-weight/index.html
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
This is one of my favourite Lemmy communities. I always smile at posts like these (and I often have at least one friend who would enjoy such posts)
Geodad@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Siethron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
So... more excuses to use lasers?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y
This feels like a poor response to the "would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear" social profiler. "Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!"