Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
https://theonion.com/trump-russia-must-be-allowed-to-keep-fighting-as-part-of-any-ceasefire-deal/
https://theonion.com/trump-russia-must-be-allowed-to-keep-fighting-as-part-of-any-ceasefire-deal/
14 Comments
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 100 pts · 1y
Was mad immediately, then checked the community and was relieved, and then was mad again after realizing that could be a possibility he would say that for real.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
I've been saying that The Onion started out making absurdist articles. They still make absurdist articles. Not their fault the real world ALSO became a matching level of absurdity, thus making The Onion articles plausible.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Didn't forget they forecasted Bush Jrs term ahead of time.
9point6@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
We're so far gone that saying "satire is dead" is kinda dead in itself
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Same when I first saw it myself.
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
Legit though this was real. He would 100% say something this ridiculous.
floo@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 1y
DancingBear@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
floo@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 1y
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Ikr? Opened the link before I realized. Was about to post ‘idiot: the cases fire must not include ceasing of fire!’
decapitae@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
The onion USED TO BE fictional for fun and profit, and now they're a real news organization, unlike F*X. What is even happening? j/k
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
I'm beginning to think The Onion is in some type of Signal chat...
Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
This is the hardest I've ever eaten the onion. Bravo
ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc · 7 pts · 1y
A ceasefire where only one side ceases fire. It's a staple to America's best friend the israelis
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if this becomes reality.
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Trump is really giving Russia the Israel treatment huh
D_C@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Once again I believe he would say something idiotic like that and it's only the comments that make me check the source. This fucking onion is tasty though...
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y