Damn Daniel

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orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Yesterday at my local pub. Moriarty the Maine Coon and Watson the German Shepherd. They belong to my friend and they're bar trained.

Arthur@literature.cafe · 21 pts · 1y (5 replies)

How did they bar train the maine coon?

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y

Well, if litter training involves getting them to poop in the litter... Logically, it follows that bar training involves getting them to poop in the bar.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

By bringing him to the bar!

dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who would've guessed!

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Definitely not @Arthur@literature.cafe

Arthur@literature.cafe · 10 pts · 1y

lol I was just wondering because my cats are so fucking skittish at everything so I wasn't sure if there was a slower process of getting them acclimated to different social settings that are more manageable and predictable. Then easing into the bar because I find bar environments sometimes overwhelming and I'm a human!

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Lmao they sound like the main characters of a 90's sitcom

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not a Sherlock Holmes fan, I see.

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oooooh yeah my bad lmao

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Elementary, my dear kingpepe.

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Yeah i'm just 4 days old you know🤷‍♂️

wondrous_strange@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You friend is abusing their pets just to show off to some idiots at the pub

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
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mdd@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I bring my dog to the bar whenever I go. I will post a picture later.

mdd@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The bartenders love him (and most dogs). If I go without him people ask where he is.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

THAT! That...is a good boy ❣️❣️❣️

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Takes his liquor neat too

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I love it when pets have normal people names.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I know a horse named Dave and it's great

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

Daniel isn't a nobody. Show some respect, please.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I cannae see his feet. Where them white Vans?

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

You can see them on his OnlyVans page

Geetnerd@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
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JoShmoe@ani.social · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Settle down there Krueger

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Dw dude he just needs a manicure

leftzero@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 1y

Daniel looks like a cool cat.

wondrous_strange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

People who bring their pets into loud and crowded environments should be jailed for a long time