My 4yo brother is in the mood to answer questions

He was asking me a lot of questions about everything so i told him he could answer them instead and he said yeah so now i need questions lol

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toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What's the best vegetable?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Broccoli

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Spitting facts. That kid will go far in life

eksb@programming.dev · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What is your favorite thing about your brother sibling?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 1y

I’m his sister actually, and he said he likes that I’m his best friend 🥹

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's the best dinosaur?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

Trex!!!

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Where does [he think] wind come[s] from?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

From the clouds

SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

Good answer.

AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would

(We practiced that)

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Debian or Arch ?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Arch becuz it’s easier to spell

Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's the internet?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

The place with youtube

Kanzar@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Why?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Because

Kanzar@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Because what?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

Because he said so 😌

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Sure 😂

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
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trungulox@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But hasn’t history proven that Marx’s dream of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably resulting in a proletariat that’s more oppressive than the bourgeoise it vilifies?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Yep

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Has anyone asked what your favourite dinosaur is yet?

atempuser23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

He like his lil stuffed monkey named murray who is brown and white

atempuser23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Murray loves bananas becuz he is a monkey 🐒 and murray has no job so he can be a kid with my bro and they have all sorts of adventures

atempuser23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

Goodnight

atempuser23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Orange

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Tell your brother that I agree!

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What does he wanna be when he grows up

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

A cowboy

Pilferjinx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Jeans or beans?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Bean jeans

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lego or K'nex?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Legos

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Do snails grow noses at night?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We don’t know ☹️

sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

It sounds like it's time to find out

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Air speed of an unladen swallow?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Fast

silverlightBeing@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is so sweet.
What milkshake is the king of all milkshakes?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Chocolate banana

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

3 x fast

x00z@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What's your sister's phone number?

CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

123-456-789

x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Thanks.