So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
27 Comments
nick@midwest.social · 55 pts · 1y
I actually did not guess that.
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Are you saying the image lies??
How dare.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 42 pts · 1y
Holy shit
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Blessed propulsion.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Ungodly stench
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Faithful flatulence.
SanicHegehog@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 1y
God works in mysterious ways
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Mostly around the anus.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
He loves to see that ass work
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
He hate us cuz he anus.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before
andybytes@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Food for slaves
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
I honestly had no idea what this could be a reply to
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 11 pts · 1y
When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...
foodconsumer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
that's amore
Squorlple@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.
andybytes@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
Shit happens, it jumped up and bit me, life is like a box of chocolates never know when your gonna shit, I JUST KEPT RUNNING
Vespair@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y
Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
It was supposed to be a fart but it came with friends.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Light a candle, ffs.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
So like let's not say church is always boring.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 1y
cha-cha-cha