2 looks delicious. Am I a beaver?

A little bit of 5, a little bit of 8.

7

Is a stump a tree? If yes...

Hold up a severed foot

Behold; a man!

7

So far, 3. But it's early.

5

3 today but it's often 7 in these trying times

8

Now this is how people can communicate.

6/8/9

9

7/8. There isn't enough pain or rage in this tree scale so those numbers are just an approximation of my feelings

That’s a solid 1/2

Trying to get over a cold, so 5 today.

6 and 7

1

8

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Missed "one to tree" pun

I'm feeling somewhere between two and nine.