I think we've all been there.

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Applejuicy@feddit.nl · 45 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Wouldn't this be true for anyone?

shneancy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn's disease

Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.

We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes

Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(

I suppose that's still technically no diarrhoea.

I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.

post mortem spasms might cause defecation

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

The worst is diarrhea and cough

Gsus4@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

I want the transition probabilities, fam. That's where the fun's at!

If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The Holy Trinity

MTK@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?

The son gets into some shit
The father does not give a shit
and the holy ghost gives up the shit

I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Worst combo are chronic coughs and diarrhoea

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo.... ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.