As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.
Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
93 Comments
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com · 166 pts · 1y
Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y
And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Ears so big animals use it for shade
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I SAID EARTHBENDING STYLE!!
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/3D0AClOa2Io
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
My dude's an entire ecosystem.
Shanmugha@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)
florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 133 pts · 1y
Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 90 pts · 1y
This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 34 pts · 1y
Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.
FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 110 pts · 1y
Measurehead, is that you?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.
Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 102 pts · 1y
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Exactly what I was thinking lol
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
Chad
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 97 pts · 1y
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
Art
Korne127@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y
Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum
Xanvial@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
Somehow looks like James Milner
baatliwala@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
He is OP
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y
Soccer, the least masculine sport
NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.
Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip
NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn't burn his mouth ... Intelligence is also attractive.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
And swings his feet while sitting in a chair
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 1y
someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Bonjour?
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago![]()
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 34 pts · 1y
Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol
Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
That'd be hella interesting loool
RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe · 32 pts · 1y
Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes
gamer@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y
OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y
It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Looks like a dishonoured thug
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 1y
Blow off, choffer!
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 1y
I was thinking Arcane.
Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
We're an early hominid from a certain point of view
Klear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
We're doing all we can to be late.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I think I saw him oblivion once.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!
M137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?
candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.
Witlof@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y
Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague
candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it lol
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 1y
You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?
palebluethought@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Odds are the original picture is from WWII.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
Or it's a tracksuit
One of the two
hobovision@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?
telllos@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Become a Si Si?
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 13 pts · 1y
Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Vinnie Jones on meth.
fadhl3y@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Came here to agree
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
If alpha male why female skull shape?
Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, this dude looks like he'd space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.
Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
fouloleron@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It's Vinnie Jones!
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y
He's got them good listener ears
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Dad?!
LMurch@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 1y
I wouldn't mess with that guy.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
yeah, leave the disabled alone /s
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Like looking in the mirror
kinther@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
This person looks deformed
andybytes@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y
That's just a thick chimp.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Looks about right
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Masculinity is... Inhuman? Cool
mogranja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
My guess is...the filter stopped making changes because it no longer recognizes it as a face. So you're right there.
Ithorian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Average German
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
Flap them ears and be free.
fadhl3y@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Vinnie Jones?
Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Looks like that guy in that movie, he was pretty masculine.
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
38th time is the charm
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
Peak masculinity = starving SS POW
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
In a row?
goodboyjojo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Looks like Chad from them wojak meme cartoons.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Oh no
Epimetheus@feddit.online · 1 pts · 1y
Hellsfire29@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
Masculinity needs to make a comeback
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Let it come back to wherever you are, and keep it there so it stops bugging the rest of us.
Hellsfire29@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Why does it bug you? And what part of it does?
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Let's start with the part that makes people think this inbred Neanderthal is the ideal.
Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe · -6 pts · 1y
I imagine such a creature raped and dominated by his own flesh. A whining, grunting puppet.