Peak masculinity

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VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com · 166 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 1y (4 replies)

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Ears so big animals use it for shade

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I SAID EARTHBENDING STYLE!!

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

My dude's an entire ecosystem.

Shanmugha@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 133 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 90 pts · 1y

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 34 pts · 1y

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 110 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Measurehead, is that you?

Measurehead portrait from Disco Elysium

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 102 pts · 1y (2 replies)

1000167750

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Exactly what I was thinking lol

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

Chad

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 97 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y

Art

Korne127@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

Xanvial@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

baatliwala@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

He is OP

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Soccer, the least masculine sport

NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn't burn his mouth ... Intelligence is also attractive.

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y

And swings his feet while sitting in a chair

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 1y (1 reply)

someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Bonjour?

Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

That'd be hella interesting loool

RoomTempCoffee@lemmy.cafe · 32 pts · 1y

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

gamer@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Looks like a dishonoured thug

SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 1y

Blow off, choffer!

SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 1y

I was thinking Arcane.

Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We're an early hominid from a certain point of view

Klear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

We're doing all we can to be late.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think I saw him oblivion once.

UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y

I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!

M137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?

candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

seizure warning

I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

Witlof@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it lol

mo_lave@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 1y

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

palebluethought@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Odds are the original picture is from WWII.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

Or it's a tracksuit

One of the two

hobovision@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

telllos@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

Become a Si Si?

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 13 pts · 1y

Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Vinnie Jones on meth.

fadhl3y@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y

Came here to agree

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

If alpha male why female skull shape?

Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah, this dude looks like he'd space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.

Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

fouloleron@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

It's Vinnie Jones!

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y

He's got them good listener ears

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Dad?!

LMurch@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

yeah, leave the disabled alone /s

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Like looking in the mirror

kinther@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

This person looks deformed

andybytes@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y

That's just a thick chimp.

Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Looks about right

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Masculinity is... Inhuman? Cool

mogranja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

My guess is...the filter stopped making changes because it no longer recognizes it as a face. So you're right there.

Ithorian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Average German

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

Flap them ears and be free.

fadhl3y@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

Vinnie Jones?

Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Looks like that guy in that movie, he was pretty masculine.

rugburn@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y

38th time is the charm

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

Peak masculinity = starving SS POW

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

In a row?

goodboyjojo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Looks like Chad from them wojak meme cartoons.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Epimetheus@feddit.online · 1 pts · 1y
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Hellsfire29@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Masculinity needs to make a comeback

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Let it come back to wherever you are, and keep it there so it stops bugging the rest of us.

Hellsfire29@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why does it bug you? And what part of it does?

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Let's start with the part that makes people think this inbred Neanderthal is the ideal.

Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe · -6 pts · 1y

I imagine such a creature raped and dominated by his own flesh. A whining, grunting puppet.