You will be arsestimulated

cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/post/6472990

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21 Comments

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 1y (3 replies)

GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOLE

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Glory to your hole

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You're a jerk. I laughed so hard that I had to spend twenty minutes trying to explain to my wife why this is so funny.

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

It's my favorite meme of all.

digital_man@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (4 replies)

“Prime directive” is my safe word 😏

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Be careful, some people have been known to ignore it

floo@retrolemmy.com · 10 pts · 1y
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

"resistance is futile" kinda has a nonconsent vibe to it...

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

most useless safe word ever created

consumptionone@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is it pronounced Borg-ee or Bor-gee?

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

These are the questions that leave you off the invite list

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ok, so all of us who were asking that question let's do Star Trek themed ttrpg one-shot outside their house.

Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

On behalf of seven of nines body suit, I thank you.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Ughh

In 2004, Jack Ryan, the actress' ex-husband, was the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from Illinois. Then his divorce records became public, including allegations by Jeri that he'd pressured her to have public sex in swingers clubs in various cities. Ryan denied the allegations but dropped out of the race a few days later. The Republicans recruited former MSNBC host Alan Keyes to run in Ryan's place. Obama defeated him in a landslide, earning himself a U.S. Senate seat and a prominent public platform from which to launch his presidential campaign.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y

.... at one point in the evening, at the height of all activities, the entire collective will be connected to each other as one.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's the password?

BOOOOR-GEEEE

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y

They originally wanted it to be something else...

gnufuu@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Jean-Luc Dickhard would certainly come.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Live, long, hard, veiny, and prosperous

TTimo@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I'd go

AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y

Resistance is pleasurable