Meta? Facebook! X? Twitter! Alphabet? Google!

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Addv4@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gotta hate Time-Warner.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

AOL-Time-Warner.

Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y

Obligatory fuck Twitter

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A lot of these aren't technically dead-names. They're parent corporations that exist to shuffle around profits and minimize tax and regulatory liabilities. Facebook and Google both continue to exist as properties owned by Meta and Alphabet.

throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
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ajmaxwell@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

Chiquita Brands International? Nah United Fruit Company? Bingo

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Deadnaming regions (using their indigenous names instead of colonial names)

throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The only difference being Meta and Alphabet are the names of parent companies that Facebook and Google created to own themselves

CidVicious@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The Meta rebrand was definitely about escaping baggage associated with the name Facebook. Alphabet you're right about though.

ApollosArrow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

They also wanted to own VR and rebrand it as meta. I don’t think that moved worked out for them.

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'll call it x once he sells the domain. Sell it you coward.

user_name@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

He did sell it…to himself. His AI company bought it.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Corporations are living like it's 1930.

Just change your name and the past goes away.

pezhore@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It will always, always be Monsanto.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Did they change it?

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Bought by Bayer and quietly dropped

BlackPenguins@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Companies didn't rename themselves. Rich CEOs renamed them against their will.

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

CEO: I am the Senate

throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y

Is calling it Twitter is deadnaming?

Maybe we should tell this pervert of Mr Musk we call it Twitter as long he is referring to his daughter by her penis.

Jourei@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I think we should call it x. Twitter was this pioneering microblogging site. X is an extremist echo chamber that was created in 2023.

Klear@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Funny thing is Twitter was cesspool even before Musk got his hands on it. I was actually impressed he managed to make it significantly worse.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

twitter 2012-2015 was peak. ironically youtube 2012-2015 was peak.

basically dan and phil, grace, hannah, mamrie, and tyler oakley are the reason for the success of youtube and twitter not good and twitter.

Jourei@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

It sure was, I'm willing to let that fact get buried so the contrast appears sharper, let time gild twitter.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's why people call xitter which is comfortably close to shitter.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Something about xitter also has this sophomoric zit acne feel. And the name is weird, too.

purplemoosen@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Xfinity? Comcast!

Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

At&t? Ma' Bell!

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That one has quite a few more steps, AT&T had to re-acquire Southern Bell>Bellsouth, Southwestern Bell, MCI, and a bunch of other subordinate companies to resurrect the reality of Ma’Bell

Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yep, iirc Cingular was the last nail to be removed from the coffin, and that happened over a decade ago.

ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

does this mean you still call the bottle of high fructose corn syrup and caramel coloring aunt jemima

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

You can't take her from me, growing up she was the only person who every looked at me with kindness

Maroon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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Pistcow@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

All my hommies hate the Dutch East India Company.

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I thought this was about Blackwater, you know, the company that massacred unarmed civilians for shits and giggles

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Republicans? Whigs!

UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Meta? More like "Meta mis juevos en tu boca!"

Edit: Directed towards zucc, of course.

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Comcast will always be comcast.

The only company to win the "worst corporation in america" award consecutively.

The moment I can dump their ass i will never give them another cent again.