Only until Jesus posthumously becomes ultraconservative. Death has a way of convincing radicals of the wisdom of supporting the status quo (see also: how dying in a car crash convinced Princess Diana to shut up about land mines and AIDS and instead start telling the British people, through The Sun’s psychic, to vote for Brexit).
31 Comments
prex@aussie.zone · 63 pts · 1y
ZealotOfLuna@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
I was hungy
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 1y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y
twice_hatch@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/370/759/815/773/066/original/10a5e5255642783a.jpg
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 48 pts · 1y
I don't care what your mom says, you're getting a few more pixels!
But only a few.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
What is this withcraft?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 1y
Some folk call it "data hoarding."
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
They mock us now, but they'll be at our doors, begging us to share our sweet, sweet memes after the internet falls.
blazeknave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What's your secret for recall though? I just have 30 years of garbage dumped and theoretically backed up
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Searching through data hordes is an actually great use of “AI”, though in this case basic OCR would suffice.
Alternatively, crop the top part off and Google image search it.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Y’all coulda left a little for the rest of us come on
zergtoshi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Are you a Google or a Meta or something else?
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
You're not my real dad, and now I can't have dessert for a month
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 1y
Don't forget the part where they label him and antisemite for trying to feed those in need
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 1y
Don't sweat the pixels .... there was bound to be some degradation after 2,000 years.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 1y
uuldika@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
grainier goddamn it!
Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 1y
cuerdo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Finds his demise
TxzK@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y
Can't even have pixels because of communism. Fucking leftists
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 19 pts · 1y
Only until Jesus posthumously becomes ultraconservative. Death has a way of convincing radicals of the wisdom of supporting the status quo (see also: how dying in a car crash convinced Princess Diana to shut up about land mines and AIDS and instead start telling the British people, through The Sun’s psychic, to vote for Brexit).
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 5 pts · 1y
Classic supply side Jesus
TheBat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
mugen@toast.ooo · 13 pts · 1y
Finally people realize that Jesus was brown and a communist 🙏
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
Well, theocrat with an emphasis on social welfare programs.
So basically Marx himself according to Fox.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
In the Middle East though so I doubt Fox would bother covering it at all
Resistai@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Except it wouldn't say executed, that would suggest someone was responsible. It would just say "dies"
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Too many pixels and not enough jpeg artifacts
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
@gofsckyourself@lemmy.world who art in heaven, save us from this peril
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
And then there was light!