Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 10 pts · 1y

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

So....your face or mine?

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.

Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

we need an adult animated show about them

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I mean, not all of those are less cute.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

jodanlime@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y

I did not consent

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 1y

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

dumbass@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

prude

loomy@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 1y

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LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

TIHI

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y

Jesus Christ, get a room

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

New kink unlocked.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Mites gotta mate

hoch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Nice.

Demonmariner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

Doom@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

frezik@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y

The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you, I hate it.

LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

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Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

Heavybell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.