Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn't... React.
The ship's main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD.
Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open.
You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void.
11 Comments
KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 1y
If you open a window in space, your dad will come storming in telling you that we're not paying to pressurize the whole universe.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn't... React.
The ship's main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD.
Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open.
You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void.
You soon follow.
::: spoiler The end. /s :::
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You can only open one window, and you can only do it once
tatann@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Unless you put some tarp on it
I know, he didn't technically open the windows while in space, but I love that movie
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
It's always a disaster to open Microsoft Windows no matter where you are
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
With their network speed it would take a lifetime for updates to complete!
original_reader@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
I always feel sorry for this T-Rex. Haven't seen a bad joke from it yet. š
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Me too. I want to find the Dino and say Iām their biggest fan
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Because blue screen of death would really mean death?
atlien51@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Crying Dino is cute Dino