Good tip

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ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 120 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Modeling at Shutterstock. Nice touch.

amorpheus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

The perfect cover.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

hmm I think the red circle actually contributes to this meme.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 62 pts · 1y (2 replies)

She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

I'm sure it will not.

makyo@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y

Modeling job at shutterstock already had me

RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (6 replies)

For these "security questions" I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.

Q: "Name of your first love"

A: pizza

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You say nonsense, but only give a sensible example

spicehoarder@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

He was too ashamed to give his actual answer "pineapple pizza"

RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Thank you.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Same here.

Q: What's your mom's maiden name?

A: She died in a horrific fire last year

😀

RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

That's dark, I like.

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yep I use the same fake DOB each time

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I want to photoshop an anime dude losing a sword fight right under the focus of those banners.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 10 pts · 1y

She just wants to tell you your porn star name

PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Need the last 4 digits of your SSN too

DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?

Thadden@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We are all computery!

DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Oh yeah,
wow,
wow,
wow,
this is a computer.

QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

True love like this, makes me tear up every time.

LadyButterfly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I love seeing a modern day romance 😍

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The answer to all three of your questions is "Gary"

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Our Gary died in a bad plankton incident. We now have Gary 2 and Gary 3.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Deflated0ne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Everyone shut up!

Let it happen..... This is a canon event for him....

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

And yet she didn't ask him about his highschool mascot.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
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