Cursed Fiction

492 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Congratulations, save this meme on your phone and you'll be banned from entering the US for the foreseable future

django@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y

Consider it done!

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Did... Did they censor the cleavage?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nobody wants to see JD's cleavage.

naught@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

speak for yourself!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

🤮

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

And the cigarette!

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Should've gone the 4Kids One Piece route and turned it into a lollipop.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 1 pts · 1y
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groolthedemon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Oh when I get that feeling.... I want SECTIONAL healing...

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (7 replies)

JD after bottoming for a Full sized lazy boy.

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y (5 replies)

What is actually happening here?

Grimy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I think it's baby powder being dumped in there. Excessive sweating can quickly cause rashes. We used to do the same when I worked in a kitchen, just without the fancy machine.

violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I believe it's a handheld cryotherapy device for pulled muscles

Grimy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Terrible place to get frost burn

violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

presumably the expensive sports doctor applying the cryotherapy is trained. they use these in all the big league sports. The white gas you see rising is nitrogen.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Rough trade

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

If that was me I’d be on a quest to scrub this from the net

Nusm@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 1y

So.... when I wake up at 2 am screaming tonight, this right here is why.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

More like Prolapsed*

nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sweet Mother of God, this is beautiful.

D_C@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Hopefully the next iteration of this image the face will get noticeably bigger. And the one after that bigger still.