c/asklemmy · by likeaduck@programming.dev · 3yWhat is the best response to "Who are you?" 33 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world
40 Comments
Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 39 pts · 3y
"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 3y
I like this one. It nasty.
Sketchpad01@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
Your name, usually.
Okalaydokalay@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 3y
Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
oldGregg@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y
Who's asking?
DarkMessiah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
“I’m Batman,”
leraje@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
pturn1@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
leraje@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Who's that?
AstroViking@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
beefbaby182@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
Hanabie@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
i_shot_the_sherry@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
Kalladblog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
InigoMontoyota@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
You rang?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
An explanation of what I’m doing here.
kraftpudding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Who's asking?
Chickenstalker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
A better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
TheRealJefe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?
30mag@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
abracaDavid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
The man your mom wishes she was.
raker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
Falmarri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
This man is my exact double!
Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3y
Do you want my real name, or a fake one?
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Not a Vorlon, that's for sure
DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
raker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social · 2 pts · 3y
I'm you, but stronger
CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
Jikal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
pyrategriff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I AM THE RED WORM!
https://youtu.be/JDFLo7_NTi8
pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
"your worst nightmare"
EvilTwin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
Matope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
"I'm Frida's boss."
Artard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y
I am Sancho!
pyrategriff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 3y
My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.