What is the best response to "Who are you?"

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40 Comments

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today · 39 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough

toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 3y

I like this one. It nasty.

Sketchpad01@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y

Your name, usually.

Okalaydokalay@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 3y

Cmon tell me who are you?

Who who, who who

oldGregg@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y

Who's asking?

DarkMessiah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

“I’m Batman,”

leraje@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?

pturn1@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"

leraje@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Who's that?

AstroViking@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!

beefbaby182@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

Hanabie@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y

Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".

i_shot_the_sherry@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"

Kalladblog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck

Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"

kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

InigoMontoyota@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

You rang?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

An explanation of what I’m doing here.

kraftpudding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Who's asking?

Chickenstalker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A better question is "What do you want?"

t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)

TheRealJefe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?

30mag@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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abracaDavid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.

LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

The man your mom wishes she was.

raker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"My Name is Guy Incognito!"

Falmarri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

This man is my exact double!

Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3y

Do you want my real name, or a fake one?

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Not a Vorlon, that's for sure

DLSchichtl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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raker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!

tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social · 2 pts · 3y

I'm you, but stronger

CapnAssHolo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!

Jikal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"

pyrategriff@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

"Let's just keep it light, okay?"

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I AM THE RED WORM!

https://youtu.be/JDFLo7_NTi8

pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

"your worst nightmare"

EvilTwin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

Matope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"I'm Frida's boss."

Artard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y

I am Sancho!

pyrategriff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

"Let's just keep it light, okay?"

jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 3y

My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?

You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...

Other possible replies:

No one. [walks away, CALMLY]

Your soulmate?

Depends on the setting and people.