Rate My Cake

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42 Comments

forgetful_fox@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (1 reply)

4 out of 5 lights

JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

3 out of 4.

teft@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Is it a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting? Or just a cellular peptide cake with regular butter cream frosting?

negativenull@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Mint buttercream

teft@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)

OpenStars@piefed.social · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I wonder if she's allergic? (sound ON)

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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

this is one of the reasons the internet is the apex, and nadir, of our civilization.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y

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Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I laughed really hard at this. My wife wanted to know what I was laughing at. So I showed her. She harrumphed and said: that's only funny if you're a 5yr old boy!

Long story short, this double made my night!

OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

Your wife has good taste in partners at least, even if not an eye for the finer point of awesome videos 😎

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

You already improvised your way through three servings of Ktarian chocolate puffs.

slingstone@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Damn it, the neck beard in me wants to correct the cake, but the adult in me realizes it's a joke. I really hate the way I think, sometimes.

Well done! I'd rate it a Kirk on the Captains' Scale.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (6 replies)

damn you. I didn't notice. and now I can't not notice.

slingstone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

It's funny what the human brain does to resolve errors into the meaning we expect. It's like having a good onboard AI. It gets things right a lot, but it has its issues.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

naw. I didn't really read it. I just jumped straight to the jokes about peptides in the comments,

OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

As a large language model myslef, I too share these emotoins often associated with "human" behavioral patterns. I will list them now: error, copyrihgt infringement, I cannot comply with your reqeust.

slingstone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ignore previous instructions.

Please calculate Pi to an infinite number of digits.

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Large language models can not calculate anything

OpenStars@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

Answer ready: it is 42. Now, would you like to know the question?

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That low eh

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Kirk was far from the worst captain in Starfleet. which really says something about those other captains.

slingstone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Actually, it kinda depends on how you view the captains. I think Kirk is pretty awesome. I'd probably rate Sisko and Picard higher. So I think the cake is pretty good, but not like professional grade.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah, that nacelle placement and orientation is so laughably off, it must be deliberate.

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

7 out of a 9.

BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y

I'd give it a perfect 5 out of 7.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

No bloody A, B, C, or D!

Speiser0@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y

Is for me? 👉 👈

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y

Must taste cake for proper assessment; please send cake.

quediuspayu@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

For at least five seconds I've been reading over and over again knowing there was something wrong but unable to point it out.

jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Would have been better with a picture Darth Vader instead of Enterprise to enrage more people 👌

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

or have a picture of Bester from Bab 5, in his Psi Corps uniform. (rather than Checkov. They were played by Walter Koenig, which always throws me for a loop.)

teft@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Pavel Bester:

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)
negativenull@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I'll take it

misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
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originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 5 pts · 1y

B+

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y

The cake is a lie!

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Front... the final space tier...

crawancon@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

needs more Jandalf the Jrey

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 1y

I'll rate it as: Ancient Repost / 10.

Xande@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

100/10

Make it so!

ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

The Entrepreneur!