Everybody poops

Oh no! I can't unsee it now!

You're not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

You wouldn't fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

people who didn't wash their hands

Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill

Do... robots... poop now? 😧

I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.