In French my favorite is the wine joke : "Oh I'll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine".
Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).
I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate...?
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damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Not sure what my guy is on about. Water is now called Liquid Death where I’m at.
Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
And it costs $9 and comes in a can rather than $0 in a cardboard cup.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
Gotta get me some crisp wet
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
My gf and I call it crisp as well
lobut@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
At restaurants in London they would ask for still or sparkling and my friends and I would say, "London's finest" aka tap water is good bro.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Oh mate, there are so many of those!
In French my favorite is the wine joke : "Oh I'll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine". Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).
I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate...?
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y
Aqua, H2O?
berber@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
*H2O
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1y
Not sure how I made that mistake. Fixed.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Adam’s Ale.
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
You've never called it wawa?
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Nope, that's a chain of convenience stores. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa_(company)
sprite0@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Also out of one.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Saltless tears
sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Y'all got your daily dihydrogen monoxide intake ?
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Original reads way better
ockenheimer@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
The guys over at !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml might have some thought on this one
Edit: Joke’s on me. They are discussing for over a week now Look over there
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Now playing Andrew WK - I get wet