The questions that keep you up at night

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candyman337@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 3y (1 reply)

B, you're trying to sever the brain from the body, not the neck

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Also Argentinasauruses are like worms. If you leave too much of the neck attached it'll survive and grow a new body.

MakeItCount@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

As a French, I can offer my expertise on Guillotine executions : it's B

ElmiHalt@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 3y (10 replies)

I'd go with B for obvious reasons

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (3 replies)

It's far from obvious

I'd bisect the neck

Kerrigor@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y (2 replies)

On which axis?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

The good one

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

The evil one

simple@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y (4 replies)

No way, I'd go for A. Wouldn't want that long neck wriggling about after the cut.

sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Why not just use two guillotines so you can do a and b. Best of both worlds.

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Who the heck has the budget for 2 guillotines??

It's clearly B. If you ever needed to put that head on a pike to send a message, you wouldn't want to carry that big neck around.

Denvil@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 3y

Thats a very convincing argument

ElmiHalt@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y

Exactly what I thought about

negativenull@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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tagirijus@feddit.de · 14 pts · 3y (8 replies)

Maybe it depends where you would cut a human head of? In either way here is the skeleton of a Argentinosaurus:

Skeleton of an argentinosaurus

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y

I do believe that Argentinosaurus has cancer between the 23rd and 24th vertebrae. They might want a second opinion.

Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

Alright! Now we can really start diving in. Would the gaps between vertebrae get larger at the base of the neck compared to the base of the skull? I'd imagine those thick bones could pose a problem for a guillotine blade.

ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

That looks like a way too small heart for such a huge body. It looks only about 3-4 times bigger than human heart

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Oh, is that what that is? Thank you!

ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y

I'm not sure either but it's my best guess

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Wasn't there a significantly higher concentration of oxygen 65 million years ago or something? That might make it easier for big things to get enough oxygen for aerobic processes.

I don't know shit about fuck with chemistry and biology it just sounds right

unnecessarygoat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

this is a much better skeleton of Argentinosaurus

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

I'm not seeing a human head on the dinosaur tho

QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y

B but I also wouldn' use that guillotine, I'd use the 300ton one that the US government has for decapitating B52s

FederatedSaint@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

This makes me sad for the poor Argentinasaurus

volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y

I feel weirdly uncomfortable with both and I would choose c) in the middle of the neck And I am not sure how to view you as a human being if your perception differs

this@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

A because its a smaller one and therefore easier to decapitate.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 3y

B, obviously

Computerchairgeneral@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

I would say B. Also, you would need a bigger basket for the head to fall into and probably a few more people on hand if you wanted to lift the head up to display to the crowd.

matricaria@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y

Why not both.

flango@lemmy.eco.br · 4 pts · 3y

Look at the picture like : BABABABABABABABABABA ... To unlock a new power

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

You guys don't understand, you're supposed to make slices from a to b

joneskind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I have a serious question (kind of): Where would you cut the throat of a giraffe to make it kosher?