There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
42 Comments
Agent641@lemmy.world · 129 pts · 1y
There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
kameecoding@lemmy.world · -34 pts · 1y
I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
It's a better punchline imo.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can't say it's a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you're one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it's not your place to make the joke.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
I have had a carrot up my ass but it was overall a powitive experience.
Bourff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
So we're gatekeeping humor now?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yep. Does that make you angry? We're gatekeeping that too. Get over it.
Bourff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You can make whatever joke you like. I'm just letting you know how it'll be received and why.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
Black humor is an important coping mechanism
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That doesn't answer anyone's question.
smegger@aussie.zone · 61 pts · 1y
There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it
sramder@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
Smell it ... if you dare.
sramder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙
I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Why stop there?
MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com · 37 pts · 1y
CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I curse the day I learned to read.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
e_e
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
"accidentally"
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
ಠ︵ಠ
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Well, it probably smelled better than it was, so quite lucky.
Zier@fedia.io · 31 pts · 1y
That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D
molten@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
it might be that it wasn't used for eating
Hikuro93@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y
This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
Vinstaal0@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
Accident and emergency people?
QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I think it is accident and emergency wards
Vinstaal0@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Now the sentence makes more sense ....
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y
Give it a nibble. You might like it.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I don't think that's for eating
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Bugs Bunny
one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Showers are for oranges or IPAs.
sramder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nobody.
ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright…. Vitamin D!!!! Lmfao