Yes it did stop, but my fault, I may have thrown it far away and I though the grass would ease its fall, well it did, except for the accellerometer ahah
Drunken stumbling all day tends to throw the count off a bit. Looks like you might've accidentally overdosed on your ADHD meds in your drunken confusion.
22 Comments
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
So with the average step length being around 0.72 m, this would mean you covered ≈386,000 km.
To do this in one day, you would have to have been going around 16,000 km/h which is around Mach 13.
Zidane@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
He's got the need for speed
magikmw@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
Born just a little too slow.
Krafting@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I always knew I was good at something!
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You could cross the Atlantic in 18 minutes! You're pretty fast bud!
InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
So, you're saying it's possible?
b_tr3e@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y
That's nothing. Back in the days we used to walk that every day. Twice. Barefoot through the lies. And we were thankful for it.
Hagenman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Don’t forget uphill both ways!
b_tr3e@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
Uphill both ways? Roads were so tight we had to walk sideways.
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
That got a genuine belly laugh from me
SiblingNoah@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Oh, you went to IKEA today?
aramova@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 1y
This is why you always masterbate with the hand your watch isn't on.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Bro be gooning with "the stranger"
pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
when you're so lazy you walk negative steps
ShankShill@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Been jorkin the peanits huh?
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You're not supposed to catch Missing No.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Rookie mistake. You set your watch to nanometers.
Orygin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I had the same issue on my pine time, and the step counter no longer works now. Did yours stop working properly too?
Krafting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yes it did stop, but my fault, I may have thrown it far away and I though the grass would ease its fall, well it did, except for the accellerometer ahah
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
Drunken stumbling all day tends to throw the count off a bit. Looks like you might've accidentally overdosed on your ADHD meds in your drunken confusion.
MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If you were jesus, you could have walked around the earth 5 tines with that.
SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Der softwarefehler ist schon irgendwie pinelich. /s
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y