Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage... He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?
NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
52 Comments
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 75 pts · 1y
It's even more potent than that! I'm not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y
egg_irl is leaking
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.
MarieMarion@literature.cafe · 12 pts · 1y
Eggs are trans people before they've hatched. When they still don't realize, or aren't sure.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Ohhhh, I thought it might be an obscure Gwyneth joke, and that snot banshee doesn't need any more attention IMHO. 😅
In light of this newfound knowledge, I say "Gotta hatch 'em all!" 🌈🥰
MarieMarion@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 1y
Snot banshee. The insult I didn't know I needed. Thank you.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Ha! Thank you, though I gotta credit the ol' Blue Dream for that one, too. Glad to have her around again. 🤘🏼😜 Feels good.
waz@feddit.uk · 39 pts · 1y
If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Who's Check and why are you mating with him, homo?
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 1y
Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing
Klear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I was about to complain that she can't turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.
sirico@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage... He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 1y
Is there also Kate Becknotforsale?
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
I don't get it. Her name isn't Beckforsale.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Kate Beckoutretailprice
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Beckfullprice may be better?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
She's not as popular. But Beckinsale isn't nearly as popular as BOGOsale. Just goes to show there's always a bigger fish.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
I think you mean BeQueenSale
Drusas@fedia.io · 27 pts · 1y
Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
Pardon, but did you say "Multipass"?
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
I'll allow it.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
No lie, just that split-second look she flashes before she even speaks? Breath stops. Time dilates. Then comes "Multipass.", and I'm cooked. 💫
callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
I'm sorry but I'm certain you meant Michelle Rodriguez.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
The Gay Agenda has many agents
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 11 pts · 1y
*gaygents
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
No, I think that's just gay male aristocrats.
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
and many genda
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 1y
Theres one for every generation.
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Is he having a stroke?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Van Helsing is such a fun movie.
rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
love it
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Will also awaken the sexuality of the straight boys, but that's Underworld.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I came here to say exactly that hahaha, underworld confirmed I wasn't gay for sure
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 9 pts · 1y
Just like your Xena meme, I think this explains more about the flavor of women most straight men are into.
Nangijala@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 1y
For me it was Catherine Zeta Jones in any movie that made me realize i wasn't completely straight.
Helluh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
One of my gay-wakenings for sure
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nope. Still straight. I don't know how that would work, anyway.
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You're suggesting verifying your kids' sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I couldn't make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Snuffle be with you.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I'm sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart's content.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
[pug noise]
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
What if my kids are not female?
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Then check for spandex.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!