c/lemmyshitpost · by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1yI'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 513 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world
39 Comments
obinice@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y
omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad
hotshotgotrhymes@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
don't worry I'll calm her down
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Such a sophisticate.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell
PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
You really think so?
Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
We should probably report this to the internet police
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 1y
Why would anyone censor asshole and not
pineapple?SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Idiot if you ask me
Asafum@feddit.nl · 19 pts · 1y
Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!
MrFappy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I feel as though that would taste like shit…
Asafum@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y
Better than pineapple pizza then?
:P
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.
kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Fresh raw pineapple is awesome. Cooked pineapple sucks
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it's censored so effectively.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
We'll never know
pahulf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Try it with assholes. 🤌
trd@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 1y
Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Are you worried they'd get jalapeño asshole?
dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Ooo, mommy (umami)
pahulf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
🤣🤣🤣
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Trying that next time
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order
artifex@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1y
Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you're eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.
AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.
Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y
People do know that you poop with your asshole?
But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.
/s
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The issue was you doing it after sneezing.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
I mean.. possiblly? but still? weird.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And a glass of wine, ofc
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
i love wine
gilgameth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it's just canned and thrown on top it ain't the same.
You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I'm in the enjoy both club. Fuck y'all that don't enjoy a well crafted "Hawaiian" asshole... it's all about the edges😜
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y