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619 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world

41 Comments

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 75 pts · 1y (3 replies)

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

rem26_art@fedia.io · 45 pts · 1y

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 38 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now in stores, for only undefined

scutiger@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Sale! Only NaN!

TomMasz@piefed.social · 45 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 1y

And sugar, of course.

a14o@feddit.org · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
noli@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 1y

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Where is the default fruit picture

death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 31 pts · 1y

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I got you.

tfm@europe.pub · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Better?

Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

a14o@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Moo(u) juice!

JATtho@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why is it more expensive?

normalexit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It's the default for a reason.

thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Love me some default_juice

scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 1y

Give me more of that default_juice

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

It's largely acceptable!

SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

jenesaisquoi@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

arschflugkoerper@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

Allero@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

ulterno@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

Metahodos@ani.social · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

paulbg@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

kiri@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y

Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

When the government gives you a free meal

joe_archer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Now I want to know what it tastes of

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

it tastes of red

Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Water

rwdf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

It looks to be "multifruit" judging by the price tag underneath.