Hot birds in your area iykyk

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thegr8goldfish@startrek.website · 30 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for 'Andean Cock of the Rock'. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did it look like Conan?

thegr8goldfish@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You'll have to decide for yourself. I recommend safe search: moderate.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y

Stardate: 297347

We must boldly go in the name of science.

Set shields to null. ---------->

Edit Return: Let it be known our findings made us do this

codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bananaquit! Do doooo da doo doo!

Bananaquit! Da doo doo doo...

toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Poo-tee-weet.

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No list is complete without the woodcock

shalafi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

How could they sleep on blue-footed booby?!

Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y

I got excited to tell everyone I saw a pair of great tits above a large bush.

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Call me when you find the mythic shag

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Sorry, rare shag is all we got.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Common shag is fantastic.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y

The problem is I can never tell if it’s a shag or just a great-crested cormorant.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Back in the day people be naming birds like "brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot" and nobody be batting an eye

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

"miserable titwank"

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

After watching some British TV shows, I now know that birds can also mean women so this just makes me laugh still.

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y

why would they need to do something about it?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

If reincarnation is real I wouldn't mind coming back as a hotbreasted milf. Flying sounds quite nice

francois@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Notify collective shout, they may be able to do something

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They are named by people like Benjamin Franklin

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah, horny nerds weren't invented with computers

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y

Poor banana

mapmyhike@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Hoary Puffleg was my nickname in high school.