Conversely, let's spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.
Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they're attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks "Is Butterbean okay?"
I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it's perfect.
Can't forget its pseudo-predecessor America's Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.
I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.
Everyone but Steve-O, Wee Man, Preston, and Brandon has kids.
Knoxville has 3, Bam has 1, England has 4, Ehren has 1, and Pontius has 1.
Steve-O had like 2x the average sperm count, but had a vasectomy. He was expecting to find out that he was sterile after all the testicular trauma, but he was hella potent.
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Zagam@piefed.social · 60 pts · 1y
Conversely, let's spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.
sober_monk@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I'm not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
He was big into NOS and Ketamin.
So we know what to test.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there's no way he wasn't repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.
You might be on to something here.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y
Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?
Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that's real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It's also theorized that they're IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.
MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y
I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.
Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they're attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks "Is Butterbean okay?"
I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it's perfect.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Some of their comedy stuff was pure genius, like midget bar fight for example.
Genuinely a hilarious bunch of dudes.
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 19 pts · 1y
Can't forget its pseudo-predecessor America's Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 1y
"Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Nut Nuking."
sticks testicles in microwave
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Just gonna give myself a little bit of cancer stan
turtlesareneat@discuss.online · 15 pts · 1y
I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.
iii@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
Lucky them
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
That is a net gain
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Who am I to judge the will of Darwin's Fury?
chosensilence@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y
as much as this show and subsequent movies were instrumental in my interest in physical comedy, thank god those men never bred.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Everyone but Steve-O, Wee Man, Preston, and Brandon has kids.
Knoxville has 3, Bam has 1, England has 4, Ehren has 1, and Pontius has 1.
Steve-O had like 2x the average sperm count, but had a vasectomy. He was expecting to find out that he was sterile after all the testicular trauma, but he was hella potent.
chosensilence@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
i am referring to the would-be fathers in the title but yeah it is amazing the Jackass boys were able to have kids, haha.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
They're all multi millionaires, which always helps.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
They're the lucky ones, not having to deal with *motions in the general direction of everything*
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 6 pts · 1y
Are there cuts of the show or movie without all the shit or puking?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
I think you should just watch something else
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 3 pts · 1y
But it's so damn funny!
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Survival of the fittest
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
A moment of envy?