No blowjobs please

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40 Comments

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y (5 replies)

i want you to look at my cat an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)

here's my baby

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That's a powerstance if I've ever seen one

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

YESSS very nice thank you

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ah the 8bitdo n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, send help 😢

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

it's genuinely the best keyboard I've ever had, I switched out the keys to red linear ones I had lying around since I'm going to college in about a month but other than that it's stock and AMAZING!!

It's so light and portable and Bluetooth is so nice to have. I thought it would be a gimmick but being able to play Jackbox from another room and just bringing the keyboard over is so helpful!!

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y

Nevermind then.

asqapro@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

einlander@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dirty woman walking then I left. Haha

jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

msage@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

The link doesn't work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

msage@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn't mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ooooorrr.....

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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

I mean, there are always other options lol

xkbx@startrek.website · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?

scytale@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.

xkbx@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What about after mewing?

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I've tried mewing at that guy's grass clippings to see if I could speed up the process. There wasn't a noticeable difference.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No blowjobs

How about blowing my back out?

rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

as long as it's unrelated.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I'm afraid that's all it'll take for me these days.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But all I brought were blow jobs. :(

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

no blowjobs please

well what am I supposed to do now??

candyman337@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

There's an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Cornetto

StarMerchant938@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y

Just your presence. It's less lonely walking the path of insanity together.
—Insane since I was 3.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I would like a bowl of eyes please

Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

We are out of clock butter and clean tea cups

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

Can you get us a version of the pic that's cropped properly?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Tea would be nice.

Chai with some lavender notes might hit the spot.

... No, not just for me, take a break once in a while!

nebula42@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

I would really like some hope for the future if you can find some there, please

papalonian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gonna start using this at work.

"Alright guys, I'm going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I'm out?"

SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Cashews

elevenbones@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

How about a frappuchino and a hand job?

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Borgar and fries

Also, you don't have to walk this lonely road, it's not the only one you ever known, you know.

We can walk it together <3

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

When you need nightmare fuel in Don't Starve Together