The best way to make a decision you're "50/50" on. Flip a coin. If you're disappointed with the result, pick the other one, you wanted it more than 50.
There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao
All I could think while reading is that this man has ventured too far into a stranger's personal space. I suppose that's why I'd never live somewhere like NY or LA, affordability aside. I don't want strangers that close to me constantly.
44 Comments
PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au · 110 pts · 1y
And, if he'd lost the coin toss, he would have decided he should flip again, because that one didn't count.
edwardbear@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
“best of three”
kamen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
... and then you conveniently forget what you've called for heads and tails.
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
The best way to make a decision you're "50/50" on. Flip a coin. If you're disappointed with the result, pick the other one, you wanted it more than 50.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
I’m way to smart for this so I couldn’t believe it when my totally rational and super scientific mind fell for this and it’s worked over and over.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y
Or just think “I meant heads I call them” and skip the second coin flip
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
Why is this man speaking in 3rd person?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
You're the only one here who can answer that.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 60 pts · 1y
50% of the time he's right every time
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 53 pts · 1y
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
Slut
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
:( don't shame me for my linguistic decisions
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Macarena, ay!
Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Sup
Agent641@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Good to see people staying in touch with their family members
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
What are you doing, step-train?
untorquer@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Until the end i was expecting him to text someone he's been in a long standing feud with over conservation of momentum
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
me too, why else would the op say, "Moving" like it mattered
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Haha physics
Ruthalas@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
I assume because it makes the coin flipping part more absurd.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
oh maybe absolutely not lives near transit stations so the man might make a detour and meet them
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Even Harvey Dent needs some lovin now and again.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
He was texting Drew Barrymore?
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao
some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Stay strong, brother
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Stay strong and get your freak on
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
My dead brain was doing the physics wondering about frames of reference and the speed of the coin. I figured it out. It will always land on heads.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Hahaha I should text my ex :x
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
NooooOoOooo
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 17 pts · 1y
Nayyyyyyyyy
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Nougat@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
Okay, best three out of five.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
...is this meme the sign I needed?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Yes, but as a warning NOT TO DO IT!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
But that's not what the man in the meme did. I'll just check in, really quick, just to say hi. It'll be fine. I can handle this.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 9 pts · 1y
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 1y
Wasn't there a movie about this?
blargle@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
The coin in question.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Of course.
edwardbear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
the crazy ones get you there
Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Better than the other version of Russian Roulette.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Must be Tuesday.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Was it the guy's job to move trains?
Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
All I could think while reading is that this man has ventured too far into a stranger's personal space. I suppose that's why I'd never live somewhere like NY or LA, affordability aside. I don't want strangers that close to me constantly.